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One day Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin received a phone call from Vladislav Yurievich Surkov, Deputy Chief of Staff, Administration.
Listen, Brotha, said Vladislav Yurievich, You know, I’ve got an idea. Let’s nominate you for a Nobel Prize.
What for? Asked Vladimir Vladimirovich, surprised.
For Peace, replied Vladislav Yurievich, because Yuschenko and Saakashvilli were already nominated, and you can’t be worse then them.
Nominated whom? Didn’t understand Vladimir Vladimirovich. Who nominated?
Those cowboys, replied Vladislav Yurievich, Clinton’s wife and some another senator. They say the nomination would instill hope and inspiration in those seeking freedom in other countries that lack it.
Where are those countries, asked Vladimir Vladimirovich, where they lack it?
I have no idea, replied Vladislav Yurievich, probably there are such countries. So, let’s nominate.
I think it wouldn’t be modest, said Vladimir Vladimirovich thoughtfully, Let’s nominate Yanukovich instead.
Yanukovich? Repeated Vladislav Yurievich, Well, that’s an idea. And if they don’t give the Prize to him, we’ll declare it a massive vote fraud.
We’ll set up a tent city in Stockholm, joined in Vladimir Vladimirovich.
And we’ll demand resignation of the Swedish King! said Vladislav Yurievich, delighted.
Prepare a draft resolution!! Exclaimed Vladimir Vladimirovich, snapping his presidential fingers.
Working on it already!! Replied Vladislav Yurievich.
Vladimir Vladimirovich hung up the phone.
Brainstorming! What a useful skill! Murmured Vladimir Vladimirovich with a happy smile.
http://vladimir.vladimirovich.ru
One day Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin received a phone call from Vladislav Yurievich Surkov, Deputy Chief of Staff, Administration.
Listen, Brotha, said Vladislav Yurievich, You know, I’ve got an idea. Let’s nominate you for a Nobel Prize.
What for? Asked Vladimir Vladimirovich, surprised.
For Peace, replied Vladislav Yurievich, because Yuschenko and Saakashvilli were already nominated, and you can’t be worse then them.
Nominated whom? Didn’t understand Vladimir Vladimirovich. Who nominated?
Those cowboys, replied Vladislav Yurievich, Clinton’s wife and some another senator. They say the nomination would instill hope and inspiration in those seeking freedom in other countries that lack it.
Where are those countries, asked Vladimir Vladimirovich, where they lack it?
I have no idea, replied Vladislav Yurievich, probably there are such countries. So, let’s nominate.
I think it wouldn’t be modest, said Vladimir Vladimirovich thoughtfully, Let’s nominate Yanukovich instead.
Yanukovich? Repeated Vladislav Yurievich, Well, that’s an idea. And if they don’t give the Prize to him, we’ll declare it a massive vote fraud.
We’ll set up a tent city in Stockholm, joined in Vladimir Vladimirovich.
And we’ll demand resignation of the Swedish King! said Vladislav Yurievich, delighted.
Prepare a draft resolution!! Exclaimed Vladimir Vladimirovich, snapping his presidential fingers.
Working on it already!! Replied Vladislav Yurievich.
Vladimir Vladimirovich hung up the phone.
Brainstorming! What a useful skill! Murmured Vladimir Vladimirovich with a happy smile.
